Murder Mitts
by carolynholm
Hey Mom,
Why do you scream when we play?
Winston
Dear Winston,
When you grab my hand with your teeth and claws, it hurts!
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
I use Soft Paws in the Hand Grab Game!!!!!
Winston
Dear Winston,
You start out with the soft paws, but you soon forget and grab at me with extended claws. In full Murder Mitt mode.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
It’s just little claw pokes.
Winston
Dear Winston,
There is blood involved, honey.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
I’m just playing with your hand! Your hand is like a kitten buddy!!!!!
Winston
Dear Winston,
If it were a kitten, it would be covered with protective fur and your Murder Mitts wouldn’t do so much damage.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
Damage!!!! No!!!!! Your hand is fine with it!!!!!!
Winston
Dear Winston,
I know you don’t mean to hurt me, but accidental bloody encounters are not fine.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
You make such a big deal about this. The roses in the garden scratch you, and you don’t scream at them.
Winston
Dear Winston,
Don’t be too sure about that.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
No one else screams about my claws.
Winston
Dear Winston,
I heard Musso let out a yelp.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
Everyone takes a swipe at Musso. He’s always sticking his head where it doesn’t belong.
Winston
Dear Winston,
You don’t play with other hands like you play with mine.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
Of course not!!!!!!! I love your hands! They are my special buddies!
Winston
Dear Winston,
Who can resist that? I give up. Between your Murder Mitts and the rose bush thorns, scratches are going to be inevitable. I guess I should wear them with pride.
Love, Carolyn
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