Moving Parts
by carolynholm
Hey Mom,
I was just getting used to the Visitor Dogs when they left!
Winston
Dear Winston,
I know you were. It was good to see. I’m glad that, even though you were spooked sometimes, you didn’t run away from them, because that would surely have made them chase you, and you’d never get used to each other!
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
One time I actually stood up to them!!!!! When the little one ran into my room, I told him to Get Lost!!!!!!!
Winston
Dear Winston,
You did, in no uncertain terms. I think he was horrified. Your back was arched and your tail was ENORMOUS.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
That’s what tails are for.
Winston
Dear Winston,
That’s one thing, for sure. Tails have a number of uses. In fact, I wish I had a tail. But yours has an interesting quality I’ve never seen in another cat: it sometimes appears to be completely independent of you.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
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Winston
Dear Winston,
It’s like it’s operating on a separate battery.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
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Winston
Dear Winston,
You can be stretched out on my lap, limp and content, eyes closed, and purring, and meanwhile your tail is twitching double-time.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
You don’t like that?
Winston
Dear Winston,
I love it, it’s so weird. I just wish I knew what was going on when you are doing that.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
I thought you were fluent in Feline!!!!!
Winston
Dear Winston,
I am, but that’s one idiomatic expression that I find hard to interpret.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
My tail is idiotic?
Winston
Dear Winston,
No no no! It’s just that there is a cultural nuance I think I’m missing.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
You should do what Puffin does then.
Winston
Dear Winston,
Oh dear, do I want to know what he does?
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
He reaches over and gives me a whack.
Winston
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