High Drama

by carolynholm

Dear Puffin,

What on earth HAPPENED last night?

Love, Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

C’était un disruption. Un disruption très serious.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

I’ll say. Why did you fly off the bed so suddenly in the middle of the night?

Love, Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

This pauvre cat was discombobulated. Madame moved her leg. Suddenment.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

I simply stretched out one leg for heaven’s sake.

Love, Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

Mais suddenment.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

And the next thing I knew it was a fracas in the dark, an explosion of sound and fury!

Love, Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

Le jumping was necessaire.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

But you jumped on Poppy! Why on earth would you do that?

Love, Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

C’était un accident. This pauvre cat did not know the cur was lying there. Pourquois she wasn’t sleeping in her basket?

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

Sometimes she likes to get out and stretch out on the rug! She was sound asleep and you landed right on her! Didn’t you see her? I thought cats can see in the dark!

Love, Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

Mais oui, we can, but in the shock of le moment this pauvre cat did not look.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

The shock of the moment? Just moving my leg? You panicked? And just jumped blindly? Who does that?

Love, Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

It was un moment of extreme duress.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

For Poppy it certainly was. She was sound asleep and out of nowhere, in the dark, you came crashing down on her.

Love, Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

Cette moronic cur made too much of it. All that jumping up and hysterical barking.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

You scared the daylights out of her!

Love, Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

There was no need to chase this pauvre cat down the hall. Barking the entire time.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

Well that fracas pretty much ruined my night’s sleep. Do other people have to deal with this kind of problem?

Love, Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

As usual, Madame is making too much drama out of un petit situation.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

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