Cher Madame, Je veux dire there has been a terrible offense to this petit cat. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Now what, honey? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, It is that Madame and Monsieur went to Paris without me! Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, We did indeed. We would have loved […]
Cher Madame, This petit cat overhead Madame slander moi. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Slander? Puffin honey, what are you talking about? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, The tiny ears they heard this. When Madame was talking to a neighbor. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin Is your tiny head thinking about […]
Cher Madame, Mia again she hurls les insults at moi. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Oh dear. Now what? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, She says I’ve been insufferably Frenchly. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, I don’t think Frenchly is really a word. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Vraiment, right? Make […]
Cher Madame, Mon repose was shattered by Madame’s rejection. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Is this about the hairball? I yelled at you because you deposited it on my nice Armenian rug. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Madame has repeatedly rejected this pauvre petit cat. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, I […]
Dear Puffin, You were very active last night. What was going on? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Les petits cats are always active. Sometimes active while sitting and contemplating life, sometimes active while racing down le hall. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, I’m referring to the running down the hall kind of active. […]
Cher Madame, My world she is turned up side down. Madame has done a thing très très terrible. C’est un catastrophe. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Let me guess sweetie – this is about the new house? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Oui! C’est un catastrophe!!!!! Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, […]
It’s our 4 Year Anniversary! Throughout the month of February we are celebrating four years of weekly Interspecies Memos by sharing some old favorites. This one is from March 3, 2014: Bonjour Madame, I have un question. Did Madame buy us? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, No, you were all rescued. Though Molly […]
Cher Madame, The water bowl, she is not filled to the top. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, It’s almost to the top, sweetie. I filled it this morning. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Il faut to keep it completely filled. C’est your job as ma domestique. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, […]
Dear Puffin, Mia tells me you made a New Year’s Resolution this year. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, C’est vrai. I have made one of these resolutions. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Are you going to tell me what it is? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Oui, if you must know, it is […]
Dear Puffin, You look marvelous on your exotic little blanket. Such a handsome cat! And I’ve never known a cat with such a silky thick coat. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Moi, I am not thick. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Well, actually you are, but I was referring to your coat. I […]
