Cher Madame,Il faut dire, this petit cat is not much loved. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,How can you say such a thing? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,I throw my head back to signal that I want a chin scratch, and nobody notices.Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,We can’t see everything! Why don’t you just speak up when you […]
Cher Madame,Il faut dire, the dinner last night was excellent! Madame she has surpassed herself.Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,I’m so glad you liked it! I wasn’t sure you would.Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,Moi, I can’t imagine why Madame would not be sure. C’était delicious.Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,We had a little problem last night. Love, Carolyn […]
Cher Madame, Mia says il faut that I make a New Year’s resolution. C’est necessaire? Regards,M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, You don’t have to, honey. I don’t do that. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Mia makes remarks about my weight. She is telling me that a diet should be the subject of mon resolution. Regards,M. Le Poufin […]
Cher Madame, That Poppy, she gets treats. Such enormous treats. Toujours. All the time. Ouf. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, You get treats too! Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Mais pas toujours. Not all the time like that mutt. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Okay, she does get more of them. […]
Dear Puffin, Which one of you is kicking the litter out of the litter boxes? Carolyn Cher Madame, Why does Madame address this question specifically to moi? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Because I hear a whole lot of scritch-scratching in there, and then you emerge from the litter closet. So I’m […]
Dear Puffin, Yesterday when Poppy and I got home from our walk, it was after five, and Monsieur had already fed you two, but he said you wouldn’t eat. What’s up with that? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Monsieur broke le protocol. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, He did not! He told me […]
Dear Puffin, What on earth HAPPENED last night? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, C’était un disruption. Un disruption très serious. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, I’ll say. Why did you fly off the bed so suddenly in the middle of the night? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, This pauvre cat was discombobulated. Madame […]
Dear Puffin, You know that you are sitting on Poppy’s nice sofa. Why do you do that? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Je suis an innocent petit cat. To what does Madame refer? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, You know perfectly well what I am getting at. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, C’est […]
Cher Madame, Mia has found this interesting box. C’est food!!! Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Did Mia get on the counter again? She is such a rascal. That is not food intended for cats. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Mais je voudrait dire, this is a delicious smell. Pourquoi these starving little cats […]
Dear Puffin, You are looking a bit sulky today. Is everything ok? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, This petit cat does not have an easy time of it. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Okay, maybe you’d better tell me what’s on your mind. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Who is this Cody that […]
