Spring Break
by carolynholm
Hey Mom,
I’m all excited! I want to go to the party!
Winston
Dear Winston,
First of all, do you even know what a party is? You’re a pandemic kitten. Lockdown is all you know. You’ve never even seen a party.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
It’s like when I race around the house out of control!!!!!!!!!
Winston
Dear Winston,
That certainly is one kind of party.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
And there are a lot of beverages. Mostly in red cups.
Winston
Dear Winston,
That sounds like a frat party.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
Wait, you said first of all. What’s second?
Winston
Dear Winston,
Oh, well, you said you want to go to the party. So that begs the question: what party?
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
It’s called Spring Break!!!!!!!!!!!
Winston
Dear Winston,
That explains a lot. How on earth do you know about Spring Break?
Love, Carolyn
Mom!
It was on TV!
Winston
Dear Winston,
I should have known. What do you know about it?
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
Not much, except that people have a really great time. They make a lot of noise, twist and shout, race around, jump up and down, and generally act totally out of control.
Winston
Dear Winston,
That does sound like Spring Break. And it sounds like your kind of party. But sweetie, you can’t go to one of those parties. It would mean going outside. And mingling with a lot of strangers.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
People other than you and Dad? That would just be weird.
Winston
Dear Winston,
You are such a Pandemic Kid. You will be in for a real shock when we have friends over for dinner one of these days.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
People are going to come inside our house????????
Winston
Dear Winston,
Not only that, but they are going to sit at our dining table and we’ll all eat together, and talk and laugh loudly.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
Have you and Dad lost your marbles? That’s just crazy!!!!!!!!!!!
Winston
Dear Winston,
Relax. It will be when we’re all vaccinated. You can hide under the bed with Puffin. I’m sure that’s where he will be.
Love, Carolyn
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