The Resolution

by carolynholm

Dear Puffin,

Mia tells me you made a New Year’s Resolution this year.

Love, Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

C’est vrai. I have made one of these resolutions.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

Are you going to tell me what it is?

Love, Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

Oui, if you must know, it is that Madame will clean Le Litter Box more often.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Puffin

Not to put too fine a point on it, but you can’t make resolutions for other people to do.

Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

Je suis un cat. I do what I want.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

That aside, I do keep your litter box properly clean.

Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

There is un lump in it at this instant.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

I’m not going to go in there and clean it out every single time you use it!

Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

This is why le Resolution.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

Not going to happen.

Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

And there was the time you let it go for three days.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Puffin,

One time! And I was sick! I had the flu!

Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

Three days.

Regards

M. Le Poufin

 

Puffin,

Seriously, it was just one time. And you do have three litter boxes between the two of you.

Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

But Madame admits it. I rest le case.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

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