Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Month: November, 2018

Good Behavior

Cher Madame, That Poppy, she gets treats. Such enormous treats. Toujours. All the time. Ouf. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, You get treats too! Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Mais pas toujours. Not all the time like that mutt. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Okay, she does get more of them. […]

Messages

Dear Alpha Mommy, I found your dark glasses!!!!! XOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, Thanks for locating them! You’re the best. I’ve been looking everywhere. Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha Mommy, But why are you laughing? XOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, We laugh because we think it’s funny when you hold your foot up like that. […]

The Table

Dear Mommy, You yelled at me. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Is this regarding the little kerfluffle we had last night? Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, Yes!!!!! I was just sitting there and you yelled at me. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, I did indeed. To get off the dining table. Love, Carolyn   Dear […]

The Cat Door

Dear Puffin, Which one of you is kicking the litter out of the litter boxes? Carolyn   Cher Madame, Why does Madame address this question specifically to moi? Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Because I hear a whole lot of scritch-scratching in there, and then you emerge from the litter closet. So I’m […]

Intense

Dear Alpha Mommy, Why do you and Dad get so agitated when you watch the news on TV? XOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, It’s just human stuff sweetie. I hope it isn’t upsetting you. Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha Mommy, Sometimes you shout at the TV. XOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, Oh dear. I don’t […]