Dear Poppy, I left a surprise in your red toy. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!! It’s peanut butter! I LOVE peanut butter!!!!!!! XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, I know you do. That should keep you busy for a while. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, My tongue can barely reach it all! XOXO […]
Dear Puffin, You look like a real hunter! Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, I am a real hunter. This catfish toy is my prey. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Of course it is. And it is excellent exercise. You are looking very svelte these days! Congratulations! Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Mon diet […]
Dear Mommy, Poppy and me, we’re a Gurl Posse. Love, Mia Dear Mia, What have you been watching? Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, It was something on YouTube. Love, Mia Dear Mia, It figures. Well, I like your cute spelling. What does Poppy think of this? Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, She’s confused […]
Dear Mommy, I’ve got a plan for Labor Day weekend. XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, That’s lovely! So what is your plan? Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, I’m going to have puppies. I’m practicing for it with my bunny. XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, What do you mean you’re going to have puppies? Love, Carolyn […]
Dear Puffin, I was wakened by a loud noise last night. Carolyn Cher Madame, Does this concern moi? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, You know it does. I came downstairs this morning and found this vase on its side on the floor. Water everywhere. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, C’est un terrible […]
MEMO TO: Mia, Puffin and Poppy FROM: Carolyn Everyone needs to calm down. Now. Dear Mommy, Puffin has been bullying me again!!!!!! He just chased me away from my magazine. He doesn’t appreciate a well-informed cat. Love, Mia Cher Madame, That Mia, she sniffed my ear and then like a crazy cat she […]
Dear Alpha Mommy, You told me I’m the Best Dog Ever. XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, I did indeed! Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mommy, But according to Puffin you said that about Molly. XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, I thought Molly told you never to pay any attention to what the cats say. Love, […]
Cher Madame, I found a pile of money! Je suis rich!! Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, I think you probably should hand it over. Dude, you totally owe me. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Pah, je suis un pauvre petit and innocent cat. How can it be that I owe you? Regards, M. […]
Dear Mia, I’m so proud of you sweetie! Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, Of course you are! I’m a wonderful artist and dancer!!!!! Love, Mia Dear Mia, You are, honey, but that’s not what I was thinking about. I’m proud of your personal hygiene! Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, Isn’t all hygiene personal? Love, […]
Dear Poppy, I’ve always been mystified by the way you dogs take the kibble nugget out of the bowl and eat it somewhere else in the room. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, This is what Molly taught me. Do you remember Molly? XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, Of course I remember Molly. She was part […]
