Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Destruction

Cher Madame, This petit cat overhead Madame slander moi. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Slander? Puffin honey, what are you talking about? Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, The tiny ears they heard this. When Madame was talking to a neighbor. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin Is your tiny head thinking about […]

Wily Coyote

Dear Alpha Mommy, I’ve been looking everywhere!!!!! What did you do with our visitor?????? XOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, Our visitor? Do you mean when our neighbor stopped by? Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha Mommy, No, last night’s exciting visitor. XOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, Last night? What visitor? Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha Mommy, The […]

WooWoo

  Dear Mommy, I can get you and Dad to do anything I want. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, I love your confidence. How do you accomplish this? Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, I do my WooWoo dance. It works every time. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, I have to say, we do love it […]

Frenchly

Cher Madame, Mia again she hurls les insults at moi. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Oh dear. Now what? Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, She says I’ve been insufferably Frenchly. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, I don’t think Frenchly is really a word. Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Vraiment, right? Make […]

Time

Dear Poppy, I’m so impressed with your sense of time! Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha Mommy, My what????? What am I doing? XOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, You are right on time when you remind me to give you your anxiety meds. Every day at 5:00! Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha Mommy, My what? My […]

Scramble!

Dear Mommy, I love it when it’s all quiet and then something in my head screams “SCRAMBLE!!!” and I grab hold of something and wrestle with it!!!!!!!!!! Love, Mia   Dear Mia, I love to watch you wrestle! Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, And race down the hall!!!!! Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Also entertaining […]

Game On

Dear Alpha Mommy, Mia keeps playing with my ball! XOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, It’s not just your ball, it’s for all three of you. Though Puffin isn’t much of a ball player. Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha Mommy, But when I try to play with her she runs away. XOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, […]

Rejection

Cher Madame, Mon repose was shattered by Madame’s rejection. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Is this about the hairball? I yelled at you because you deposited it on my nice Armenian rug. Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Madame has repeatedly rejected this pauvre petit cat. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, I […]

The Elder

Dear Mommy, Sometimes I wish Puffin would just go away. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, He’s been crabby today. I think it’s because I wouldn’t let him sleep in Poppy’s bed. He purposely lounges there because he knows it upsets her. So I was quite stern with him and chased him out of her bed. […]

The Award

Dear Mommy, I won an award! XOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, That’s so exciting! What is it for? Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, You should know!!!!!! You told me about it!!!!! XOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, I did? Are you sure? Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, You did!!!!! But Mia says you say that all […]